Will you blow on my dice?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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