Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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