you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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