Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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