I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
