so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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