It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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