"it" just moved
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am naked and annoyed.
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