Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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