I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the raccoons are back...
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