I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize
