i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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