I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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