what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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