"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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