How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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