just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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