you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Dicks are not precious.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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