I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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