why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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