Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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