It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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