Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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