it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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