Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Watching her eat just hurts me
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
