Sponge bath it is.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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