Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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