Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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