plz talk dirty to me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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