i don't like sucking hair
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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