the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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