Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
that's an acceptable place to lick
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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