This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
