Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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