please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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