Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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