i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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