i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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