so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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