he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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