yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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