I need help removing her.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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