Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
did you just send me my own nude
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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