just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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