...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
one might say we're banned from that church
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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