Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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