Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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