she was so not down for the gang bang
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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