You made me cry and you don't even care
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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