Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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